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Daniel T, who has been attached to the film Surge Begins since its original inception as Surge: The First Fight , has reportedly left the film due to a disagreement over his demands for the project.  Without its lead actor, this means that Surge filming has been delayed indefinitely. This news comes shortly after reports that Lachlan J, who was attached to play the film's villain, Dr. Edward Vincent, was considering exiting the project. Will Surge find a new actor to play Daniel Terentius? Or is the project resigned to cancellation? We'll be sure to update you with more Surge news as soon as it comes out!

 a lot of people have been asking me how the Earth was maded and today I have the answer! Yes this is the first entry in the REAL History of Earth series, and as alwaysthis is your lead blogger man Duane "The Rock" Johnston (yes i admit I mispelled my name in the last posts). I know it took longer than expected but you can't expect me to upload these consistenly when the government is trying to keep us all locked up due to some virus they maed up! anyways back to how Earth was maded. Sheesh.  Bacc before the year 0 there was this big war in Vietnam where the humans rose up against their reptoid overlords and thats when the years started.  Anyway the humans eated all the dinosaurs and thats where we got chicken from (like the Nuggets in the BTS Meal).  So yeah what do you think about how the Earth was maded. thats like the early years ngl So yes, thatz how the earth Was maded! True Story.. next whe're going to tell you about all the alien civilizations that the govenm...

 Today, i, Dwayne "The Rock" Johsnton, got the chance to sit down and interview a member of the Keeon Simulator dev team (online, ofc, because of social distancing and the whole government conspiracy coivid 19 thing). so anyways, I'm gonna be aksing all of the important questions in this article, so read up! Dwayne "The Rock" : Does Keeon Simulator: Director's Cut have a release date? Dev: Keeon Simulator: Director's Cut will release sometime in Q1 2021 (January-April). Dwayne "The Rock": I thought ther was supposed to be a Keeon Simulator 2 . Is that ever comin out? Dev: The sequel will release sometime 2021, after the Director's Cut releases. Dwayne "The Rock": When are the Scratch Awards 2020? Dev: Sometime this February. Dwayne "The Rock": What will the Director's Cut actully add? Dev: A secret ending, the character the late Agent M voiced before his death (who is in the secret ending), Keanu Reeves, optional s...

I, Dwayne "The Rock" johsnons, am pleased to announce: The Scratch Awards 2020 will be a celebration of the amazing Scratch games of 2020 by such famous game makers as savagepigeon321, CrabMax, Phantom3579, and tomahawk420. People will get to vote for: -Game Of The Year -Game Maker Of The Year -Gamer Of The Year -Best Esports Game -Best Story -Most Hyped There will also be new game announcements and trailers! It will be an epic stream from the New Murrumbateman YouTube channel!

 Keeon Simulator: Game Of The Year Edition was a box office failure. We went way over time, way over budget, and our employee Malachi Modun died in a tragic car accident. His character was never fully coded in... Our publisher Levi Studios forced the game to release on a deadline of December 4, 2020, which significantly rushed the game. As such, several game-breaking bugs were left in, especially on the last-gen console releases of the games. We are truly sorry and the PS4 version of Keeon Simulator: GOTY is now open for refunds. After the game's horrible launch, our studio almost went broke and games like Legends of Wakanda S1E2 and Super Oscar 2020 had to be put on indefinite hold. Just before we were going to have to declare bankruptcy, Netflix, who we had worked with before on the pilot of Legends of Wakanda, purchased shares in the company and saved us from going completely broke. Since then, we have been working on a re-release of Keeon Simulator which will have all of the fe...

 Many of The REAL News' readers who found this blog in the last article have been wondering who The REAL News is, and today you're going to find th answer!!!! The REAL News is written by Dwayne "The Rock" johsnonst, father of Daniel T, former Vice President of New Murrumbateman. And sure, my son may be a convicted terrorist, but I'm just an  all-round cool guy 😎 Not to be confused with former wrestler/actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, though I do know the guy, and he's pretty cool. You might want to know how old this blog is, I've actualy been writing rhis blog for 2 and a half years but the old blog posts got accidentally deleted by my grandson Tristan "Daniel Jr." Hannyfor, but thats ok because i just got right back to writing this blog after about a year of not writing it xd Thx for reading and I'll see you in my daily blog posts, rememeber to follow this blog or whatever it is you do on Blogger, see you on the next 1!