Keeon Simulator Dev Interview

 Today, i, Dwayne "The Rock" Johsnton, got the chance to sit down and interview a member of the Keeon Simulator dev team (online, ofc, because of social distancing and the whole government conspiracy coivid 19 thing). so anyways, I'm gonna be aksing all of the important questions in this article, so read up!

Dwayne "The Rock" : Does Keeon Simulator: Director's Cut have a release date?

Dev: Keeon Simulator: Director's Cut will release sometime in Q1 2021 (January-April).

Dwayne "The Rock": I thought ther was supposed to be a Keeon Simulator 2. Is that ever comin out?

Dev: The sequel will release sometime 2021, after the Director's Cut releases.

Dwayne "The Rock": When are the Scratch Awards 2020?

Dev: Sometime this February.

Dwayne "The Rock": What will the Director's Cut actully add?

Dev: A secret ending, the character the late Agent M voiced before his death (who is in the secret ending), Keanu Reeves, optional subtitles, improved tennis mechanics, and the new High Mode, which is guaranteed to kill you if youre photosensitive!!! (Maybe some other things too.)

Dwayne "The Rock": Who is "the character the late Agent M voiced before his death"?

Dev: I can't disclose that until release. No, seriously, they will find me if I do. And they will kill me.

Dwayne "The Rock" Tisshaw: OK, I'm not asking that again... Is there anything else you can tell me about Keeon Simulator: Director's Cut?

Dev: It will directly tie in to Keanu Storms Area 51 and Shrek Vs. Hagrid: Dawn of Justice.

Dwayne "the Roc: What are your plans for the Keeon Simulator series?

Dev: It will be a trilogy, the second game will feature the Battle of Rome, the third game will be the end of the Keeon Wars, and don't get me started on the fourth and final game in the trilogy.

Dwayne "The Rock": That's all the time we have for this interview.

Shortly after the interview, the Dev in question was run over by a boat on the street. It appears he had leaked too much informationn about the games, and had been found and killed, like he said. Now I wish I forced him to tell me who "the character the late Agent M voiced before his death" was.

I hope you enjoyd the inter view and will come back to this blog next post, when I start a series of articles I call "The REAL History of Earth". Thakns for readin',

-Dwayne "The Rock"