REAL History of Earth: How Was It Maded?

 a lot of people have been asking me how the Earth was maded and today I have the answer!

Yes this is the first entry in the REAL History of Earth series, and as alwaysthis is your lead blogger man Duane "The Rock" Johnston (yes i admit I mispelled my name in the last posts). I know it took longer than expected but you can't expect me to upload these consistenly when the government is trying to keep us all locked up due to some virus they maed up!

anyways back to how Earth was maded. Sheesh. 

Bacc before the year 0 there was this big war in Vietnam where the humans rose up against their reptoid overlords and thats when the years started. 

Anyway the humans eated all the dinosaurs and thats where we got chicken from (like the Nuggets in the BTS Meal). 

So yeah what do you think about how the Earth was maded. thats like the early years ngl

So yes, thatz how the earth Was maded! True Story..

next whe're going to tell you about all the alien civilizations that the govenment met and doesnt want you to know abiut. Please stay tuned