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Keeon Simulator Dev Interview

 Today, i, Dwayne "The Rock" Johsnton, got the chance to sit down and interview a member of the Keeon Simulator dev team (online, ofc, because of social distancing and the whole government conspiracy coivid 19 thing). so anyways, I'm gonna be aksing all of the important questions in this article, so read up! Dwayne "The Rock" : Does Keeon Simulator: Director's Cut have a release date? Dev: Keeon Simulator: Director's Cut will release sometime in Q1 2021 (January-April). Dwayne "The Rock": I thought ther was supposed to be a Keeon Simulator 2 . Is that ever comin out? Dev: The sequel will release sometime 2021, after the Director's Cut releases. Dwayne "The Rock": When are the Scratch Awards 2020? Dev: Sometime this February. Dwayne "The Rock": What will the Director's Cut actully add? Dev: A secret ending, the character the late Agent M voiced before his death (who is in the secret ending), Keanu Reeves, optional s...

The Scratch Awards 2020

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I, Dwayne "The Rock" johsnons, am pleased to announce: The Scratch Awards 2020 will be a celebration of the amazing Scratch games of 2020 by such famous game makers as savagepigeon321, CrabMax, Phantom3579, and tomahawk420. People will get to vote for: -Game Of The Year -Game Maker Of The Year -Gamer Of The Year -Best Esports Game -Best Story -Most Hyped There will also be new game announcements and trailers! It will be an epic stream from the New Murrumbateman YouTube channel!

The Truth About Keeon Simulator: GOTY

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 Keeon Simulator: Game Of The Year Edition was a box office failure. We went way over time, way over budget, and our employee Malachi Modun died in a tragic car accident. His character was never fully coded in... Our publisher Levi Studios forced the game to release on a deadline of December 4, 2020, which significantly rushed the game. As such, several game-breaking bugs were left in, especially on the last-gen console releases of the games. We are truly sorry and the PS4 version of Keeon Simulator: GOTY is now open for refunds. After the game's horrible launch, our studio almost went broke and games like Legends of Wakanda S1E2 and Super Oscar 2020 had to be put on indefinite hold. Just before we were going to have to declare bankruptcy, Netflix, who we had worked with before on the pilot of Legends of Wakanda, purchased shares in the company and saved us from going completely broke. Since then, we have been working on a re-release of Keeon Simulator which will have all of the fe...

Who is The REAL News?

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 Many of The REAL News' readers who found this blog in the last article have been wondering who The REAL News is, and today you're going to find th answer!!!! The REAL News is written by Dwayne "The Rock" johsnonst, father of Daniel T, former Vice President of New Murrumbateman. And sure, my son may be a convicted terrorist, but I'm just an  all-round cool guy 😎 Not to be confused with former wrestler/actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, though I do know the guy, and he's pretty cool. You might want to know how old this blog is, I've actualy been writing rhis blog for 2 and a half years but the old blog posts got accidentally deleted by my grandson Tristan "Daniel Jr." Hannyfor, but thats ok because i just got right back to writing this blog after about a year of not writing it xd Thx for reading and I'll see you in my daily blog posts, rememeber to follow this blog or whatever it is you do on Blogger, see you on the next 1!

Keeon Simulator: GOTY Rumours Of Failing DEBUNKED!!!

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 Recently, you may have heard all sorts of things about Keeon Simulator: Game Of The Year Edition having a significantly smaller playerbase than the original game. These images have been circling the internet recently. They are Photoshopped images. And here's the proof: This is the real amount of plays on Keeon Simulator: Game Of The Year Edition. And there you have it folks,  Keeon Simualtor : Game Of The Yera Edition has a significantly larger playerbase than the original and was a major critical success, topping popular games like GTA V, Minecraft, and Fortnite. \